Personal Myths

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day 4, ken's loft

we pile into stuart's car around 11am and head into boulder to get some grub. eventually we end up at some place, the name of which i cannot remember, but it was in the town square deal boulder has. what i DO remember is on the way to the restaurant i saw a sign that said "cake-batter ice cream." cool flavor, eh?

at the restaurant alex tells us 2 stories about david lee roth.

story 1 (in the studio): for some reason alex and some other guy are talking about animals that eat their own shit, while dave is all but passed out on a sofa behind them. all of a sudden alex hears dave groggily say "ca-PRO-pha-gy." (pronounced like prophet) he turns around. "what did you say?" " i said ca-PRO-pha-gy. it means to eat your own shit." alex turns back around and whispers "i dont even want to know why he knows that. i hope he doesnt know the word for eating OTHER peoples shit."

story 2 (might explain the grogginess of story 1): alex is talking to michelle branch, who would like to meet dave. "is he nice?" "yeah, come on over and i'll introduce you to him." they go over to the other studio where dave is smoking a big fat one (he smokes 5 big fat joints a day) and alex sees dave and wonders "shit, i hope this goes well." "dave, this is michelle branch. she's recording over in the other studio."

Dave (groggy again and offering her a hit, and genuinely trying to be generous): oh, hey michelle, how's it goin'. you want anything? (looks for drugs)
M: no thanks (a little embarrassed)
D: no wait, i got all kinds of stuff here, lemme look around for ya.
M: no, really, i gotta get back. i just wanted to say hi.

oh that dave...
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